Monday, July 1, 2013

The Eviction Notice

The Eviction Notice from Mommy to Baby Girl Charles!

(I've seen these letters from moms to unborn babes floating around the interwebs and thought I'd try my hand at it!  Sorry if its overplayed...I still think its funny!)

July 1, 2013

Dear Baby Girl Charles,

I am writing this letter to remind you that your lease is up tomorrow.  In October 2012, you signed this lease and for the following reasons I will not be granting you an extension period.

  • Undiscussed Expansion of Property - You were granted the lease of the space in the front of the house.  However, there have been extensive expansions to the top, sides and rear of the house that were not approved under your lease.  Therefore, I can no longer grant you use of the house and you must vacate for repair.
  • After Hours Parties - As your landlord, I do not approve of the parties you throw after midnight where you seem to be dancing to techno music and possibly doing back flips.  Again, these nightly activities were not approved under your lease terms.

You will have 10 days from the issuance of this letter to vacate the property.  After such time, you will be forcibly removed at the discretion of the Landlord and her Physician.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.


Landlord Mommy


  1. You look so cute!!!! Ready, but cute!!!!

    Very clever!

  2. Great pic. I would not give her 10 days notice... Lol! More like 3. Love you friend! Cannot wait to see your sweet girls face (and hair!)