Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Pregnancy makes my arms look thin!

The Top Ten Perks of Pregnancy

  1. My bump makes my arms look thinner. Thanks to my sweet husband for pointing that out after I ditched my workout tonight!
  2. Anything and everything you want to eat can be chalked up to a "craving".
  3. Elastic waistbands are totally acceptable.
  4. You should see how clean my closets are. Not! But I have high hopes for someday before the baby comes...when I'm not chasing Cooper...yeah.
  5. You can go to bed at 9pm on a Saturday, no questions asked.
  6. Brutal honesty can be passed off as "hormones".
  7. Nobody at the office is brave enough to confront your choice of flip flops as business casual.
  8. Husbands can be talked into running your errands.
  9. Did I mention the chocolate free for all?!
  10. Pregnancy massages are a "medical" necessity. You know, wouldn't want to pass on all that stress!
Did I miss any? My friends tell me I'm probably the most obnoxiously happy pregnant person you'll find...I'll take it!


  1. Cracking up at these! Although I am disappointed there's no picture as proof! I need to see this little she bump more often. Love the "medical massages"-- I mean, you can never be too preventative. Elastic- CHECK. Yep you pretty much summed up all the perks.

  2. I almost dropped my cup of ice cream I laughed so hard about the thinner arms and elastic waistbands. I am having sympathetic ice cream cravings for you..